Too much toast can cause acne, expert toastacologists are warning today.
This news comes after President Obama Bin Laden suffered acne after tea and toast with the Queen.
Monday, 30 May 2011
Can you overdose on toast?
Too much toast can cause acne, expert toastacologists are warning today.
This news comes after President Obama Bin Laden suffered acne after tea and toast with the Queen.
Wednesday, 4 May 2011
May the forth be with you Eggs
To celebrate May the forth, Glenside freerange hens have been bred by dark lords and are creating clone trooper eggs.
The clone trooper eggs will shoot if they believe you are trying to escape the death star so don't let on !!
Saturday, 3 October 2009
Autumnal Wine Review
We like red red cos it gets you pissed, but you have to be careful.
Some wines give you a really bad headache so we will provide the long lost secret of how to find affordable red wine that gets you drunk without the headache !
More news next month.
Review
Wolf Blass, yellow label
A fruity Australian little chap with overtones of grapes and gravy,
Monday, 20 July 2009
Many Uses of Bananas
Bananas are the most popular fruit of the UK and Algra Food & Drink can today reveal to the world the many different uses of an organic banana.
Eat It !
Yes Bananas are great for eating, on their own or as part of an ice cream and sweeties frenzy know to most as a banana split.
Communications !
Bananas consist of sugar and goats saliva which combines to create a SIM effect and as such bananas can be used as a mobile phone with international roaming and as a computer modem with up to 100kbs data speed.
Eat It !
Yes Bananas are great for eating, on their own or as part of an ice cream and sweeties frenzy know to most as a banana split.
Communications !
Bananas consist of sugar and goats saliva which combines to create a SIM effect and as such bananas can be used as a mobile phone with international roaming and as a computer modem with up to 100kbs data speed.
Sports !
Where do we start? Golf – Bananas provide the “missing link” between a pitching wedge and a 9 iron. Tiger always carries a banana in his pocket. Tennis – if you run out of tennis balls you can use a banana – if your racquet breaks the banana can make a great backup racquet.
D.I.Y.
Bananas are commonly used as a bathroom sealant, much easier to use than poxy resins. Simply unwrap, squeeze the squashy stuff into the gap and use the skin to wipe down to a smooth finish.
Air Freshener !Simply unwrap and leave in a corner of your room somewhere. Your room will be transformed with this wonderful aroma. You can vary the strength of the aroma by just unwrapping a little and slowly unwrapping the rest of the banana over the week.
Where do we start? Golf – Bananas provide the “missing link” between a pitching wedge and a 9 iron. Tiger always carries a banana in his pocket. Tennis – if you run out of tennis balls you can use a banana – if your racquet breaks the banana can make a great backup racquet.
D.I.Y.
Bananas are commonly used as a bathroom sealant, much easier to use than poxy resins. Simply unwrap, squeeze the squashy stuff into the gap and use the skin to wipe down to a smooth finish.
Air Freshener !Simply unwrap and leave in a corner of your room somewhere. Your room will be transformed with this wonderful aroma. You can vary the strength of the aroma by just unwrapping a little and slowly unwrapping the rest of the banana over the week.
Friday, 17 July 2009
Torquay & Coke
Torquay & Coke is the most famous of the Algra recipes to hit the bars of London and Devon. Various reviews have been made of this drink varying from “Ice Cream in a Glass” to “What the fack is that?”. A Torquay & Coke will make you smile that’s for sure but be warned, if you drink this too early in the evening you may suffer memory loss.
Torquay & Coke is also great for hangover avoidance. It’s a carbonated drink which essentially helps the body to maintain or even increase oxygen levels, thus avoiding hangovers. The downside of the increased oxygen level is the increased risk of spontaneous combustion but it’s a small price to pay. Also if you want fireworks but cannot afford any, you simply light a match and breathe across the flame. Be careful not to aim the resulting fireball at anyone as it could ruin their hair or warm up their beer.
The ingredients are 8 parts Coke (or Pepsi), 1 part Malibu, 1 part Jack Daniels.WARNING: Do NOT use Diet Coke. Diet Coke will ruin your night.
Torquay & Coke is also great for hangover avoidance. It’s a carbonated drink which essentially helps the body to maintain or even increase oxygen levels, thus avoiding hangovers. The downside of the increased oxygen level is the increased risk of spontaneous combustion but it’s a small price to pay. Also if you want fireworks but cannot afford any, you simply light a match and breathe across the flame. Be careful not to aim the resulting fireball at anyone as it could ruin their hair or warm up their beer.
The ingredients are 8 parts Coke (or Pepsi), 1 part Malibu, 1 part Jack Daniels.WARNING: Do NOT use Diet Coke. Diet Coke will ruin your night.
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