Can you overdose on toast?

Too much toast can cause acne, expert toastacologists are warning today.
This news comes after President Obama Bin Laden suffered acne after tea and toast with the Queen.

May the forth be with you Eggs

To celebrate May the forth, Glenside freerange hens have been bred by dark lords and are creating clone trooper eggs.
The clone trooper eggs will shoot if they believe you are trying to escape the death star so don't let on !!